Post by Raneko on Jul 7, 2010 22:45:24 GMT -5
First of all, it all began with 3 squads
The first squad, known as Squad Blue, consisting of Wolfeo, Lucario, and a few others, were told to capture a bunker.
Squad red, Consisting of Saleem, Sew, and Blaziken, were told to do recon on area 5.192.
And the last squad was made up of a pokemon known as Raygrogre
(if you want to get called you can call him 'rayray') and a female, cat-like pokemon known simply as Raven.
They're infiltating battle data, when it is decided by Raven they should be squad Rainbow. (She did this to enhance Raygrogre's ego by telling him it was because he had many powers)
After a little bit, Raven started getting further and further ahead.
She was attacked by a squad of Deos, which are basically Deoxys clones, and was almost saved by Raygrogre.
almost.
She was kidnapped by Deoxys and taken to his hideaway.
We had a pretty hilarious moment between him and a quite po'd Raven.
Well, Raven manges to hide in the bathroom, so she uses her telepathy to call for help. (From Rayray, of course!)
Raygrogre had just found one of her hoop earrings, and was mumbling to himself about how if Raven ever found out it was gone, that SpongeBob stole it. (Early on, Raygrogre was oblivious and random)
Before Raygrogre could manage to save her, he became possessed and nearly killed Wolfeo, who'd heard his sister's plea.
There was where Koji, a wolf-boy, came to Raven's rescue. Once they were outside, Raven was not-so-happy with Raygrogre not saving her. I mean, after all, he /is/ her knight in rainbow armor.
Raygrogre, being possessed, attacked her viciously.
Luckily Raven was not hurt too badly, as Koji had protected her. She teleported them both to Raygrogre's ship to hide out for a while, where they introduced himself, and Raven took care of Koji's arm, which had been burned by Raygrogre.
They hardly had time to address her injuries before Raygrogre found them again, and attacked. Raven tried to lure Raygrogre away from Koji, but ended up getting nearly killed, in the least, Ko'd. HEr body was transported to Team Shadow's (whom possessed Raygrogre) base.
Raygrogre was briefly tortured, but ended up getting saved by Raven, who'd used her last strength to release him.
She collapsed in front of him and died.
Raygrogre, distraught, tried to kill the leader of Team Shadow, a man named Pryce, then brings Raven's limp body to the other squads.
Wolfeo suggested that they take her body to a place called Nyx, their birthplace, where liquid moonlight rained down.
(Moonlight is the source of Raven's life-force, and Wolfeo's too!)
Wolfeo suggested the place might heal him, and maybe even resuscitate Raven.
Raygrogre's open for suggestions, so they go.
It works! Raven's awake and Wolfeo heals himself.
All is well as they fight off some Deo Pilots who thought they could bring the Original Five down!
They go back to rescue some captured squad members.
So Raven, Raygrogre, and Koji, the newest member of Squad Rainbow, are flying over the ocean, and singing the doom song, and begin to race each other to the mainland.
A lone Deo Pilot manages to shoot Raygrogre, who plummets into the ocean. Raven panics and dives into the water to save him. She's lucky Koji knew Aura Sphere, and destroyed the pilot.
Raven uses psychic to lug Raygrogre back to the ship, and cares for him. She almost manages to revive him when Deoxys, Muraki, and Tashamiko enter the ship.
Muraki's just this guy who stalks Koji and sings about coconuts.
Deoxys, obviously is the leader of Deoxys Republic.
And Tashamiko is Raven's 'daughter' (not sure how that works out) from the future, and she desires Raygrogre to be ruler of the universe.
Muraki nearly falls for Raven's 'attract' attack, but slits her throat with a Kunai Knife, steals Koji using pie and a basket, and him and a happy wolf-boy escape the turmoil.
Deoxys also leaves at this point.
Raygrogre wakes up in the aftermath, with Raven clutching her throat and trying to stop the blood herself.
Of course he asks if she's ok and what happened,
as if it's not obvious.
She nods, and explains in telepathy.
So he goes to pop popcorn, and eats it happily, leaving Raven to fight Tashamiko off.
(somewhere in here he must've healed raven with his uber rainbow-pooping oblivious stupidity powers. We don't really know.)
(insert fight scene here)
Raygrogre tells them both that there's enough of him to go around
(and every Rayven (Raygrogre and Raven being a couple) fan on earth dies and gets revived)
Well he decides to be useful and uses surf, getting them both wet.
Well now he has both of 'em po'd at him.
He quickly gets them a towel and acted like Raven's footstool for a post or two, and Tashamiko leaves.
Raygrogre starts screaming suddenly, as he's being attacked by mind demons, which Raven quickly eliminates.
She exits his mind briefly to talk to Saleem, who was attacked. She tells Raven that Wolfeo and the rest are captured, and she needs help. Raven goes back into Raygrogre's mind to coax him out, but he found his mother and learned about a little sister, and he's not ready to leave. Raven starts to cry because she thinks he abandoned her and leaves him with a dark message, that if he finds himself trapped, and can't get out, she won't help him ever again. She leaves with Saleem, to save Wolfeo.
Koji joins up again, after a creepy experience with Muraki. (which we'll not write, but it involved tea and a mr. mime.)
Saleem suddenly pins Raven down, after Raven screams that its no time to act Muraki, Saleem turns out to be Tashamiko in disguise. She drags Koji and Raven inside and chains them up. She knocks them both unconscious for a time, while she absorbs Raygrogre mother into some kind of machine that absorbs spirits.
Muraki saves Koji. Raven begs Muraki to warn Raygrogre not to come, because she knows he would betray her, but Muraki just sit there singing perverted songs about coconuts and lumps.
Raven transports herself into Raygrogre's mind, but he's out, playing his DS and ranting about how hard it is to level his infernape on Platinum.
Tashamiko forces Ray to come by smashing his DS, but Raven stops her, and reveals that she, Raneko-chan, was created to basically rpotect Raygrogre from emotional or physical harm. Raygrogres surprised, but he's already made his decision.
He wants his mother more than he wants someone who devoted her entire being to him.
Raven, betrayed, transports her mind back, and tries to stop her death, but it is the fate of a betrayed guardian.
Raven begins to die. She tells Koji that if Raygrogre doen't come soon, that she will die without telling him goodbye.
She tells Koji to do that for her, if Raygrogre doesn't make it.
He does, and tries to undo his decision, but it's too late.
Tashamiko notices how sappy he really is, and how 'useless' and tries to kill him. Raven is stabbed instead.
She kissed Raygrogre on the lips, and held him until she disappeared.
(insert song by evanescence, my last breath)
Rayven fans die from even more happiness, and are again revived.
Tashamiko finally realizes the damage she's done.
To Saleem, Raven's closest friend besides Raygrogre, it's too late. She tries to kill Tashamiko, but Sew takes pity on her and saves her.
Tashamiko, grateful, takes on the name 'Hikari' which means Dawn.
Dawn comes after night. Raven represents night, bla bla bla.
Sew asks if Hikari can join the team, but Raygrogre rushes off to find Delilah, and quit Team Momentum, the Original Five's name.
Raven wakes up at Pizza hut, with her new assignment to protect Delilah, a fellow waitress, and Raygrogre's sister, from Rapitor, a closet pervert working under Team Shadow.
Well the team goes to pizza hut after Wolfeo throws his pants out the window at a laundromat, and find Raven and delilah.
Delilah is excited her brother is a Pokemon, and asks to see him, but the team report Rapitor had possessed Raygrogre, and was searching for Delilah. Raven goes out to unposess him, leaving the team here.
Raygrogre is shadow and kicks a rattata. WE all fangirl over the guy because this is the first and only literate post he ever makes.
Raven expels Rapitor, and recieves no thanks from Ray, and goes back. (about this time a girl named Sol is helping her along)
So they all go back to base and get turned into kids.
Raygrogre and Sol, and Raygrogre's new team, take care of them.
Raven slips away after Koji kicks a kid and gets slapped by Sol, and Raygrogre is called a child molester by Wolfeo.
Raven is turned back into her adult form and joins Deoxys, and tries to take over the world.
She kills Koji, or nearly kills him, and Rapitor kisses her, pushes her down, and basically tries to kill her.
everyone mistook this for rape, so the board died.
the end.
The first squad, known as Squad Blue, consisting of Wolfeo, Lucario, and a few others, were told to capture a bunker.
Squad red, Consisting of Saleem, Sew, and Blaziken, were told to do recon on area 5.192.
And the last squad was made up of a pokemon known as Raygrogre
(if you want to get called you can call him 'rayray') and a female, cat-like pokemon known simply as Raven.
They're infiltating battle data, when it is decided by Raven they should be squad Rainbow. (She did this to enhance Raygrogre's ego by telling him it was because he had many powers)
After a little bit, Raven started getting further and further ahead.
She was attacked by a squad of Deos, which are basically Deoxys clones, and was almost saved by Raygrogre.
almost.
She was kidnapped by Deoxys and taken to his hideaway.
We had a pretty hilarious moment between him and a quite po'd Raven.
Well, Raven manges to hide in the bathroom, so she uses her telepathy to call for help. (From Rayray, of course!)
Raygrogre had just found one of her hoop earrings, and was mumbling to himself about how if Raven ever found out it was gone, that SpongeBob stole it. (Early on, Raygrogre was oblivious and random)
Before Raygrogre could manage to save her, he became possessed and nearly killed Wolfeo, who'd heard his sister's plea.
There was where Koji, a wolf-boy, came to Raven's rescue. Once they were outside, Raven was not-so-happy with Raygrogre not saving her. I mean, after all, he /is/ her knight in rainbow armor.
Raygrogre, being possessed, attacked her viciously.
Luckily Raven was not hurt too badly, as Koji had protected her. She teleported them both to Raygrogre's ship to hide out for a while, where they introduced himself, and Raven took care of Koji's arm, which had been burned by Raygrogre.
They hardly had time to address her injuries before Raygrogre found them again, and attacked. Raven tried to lure Raygrogre away from Koji, but ended up getting nearly killed, in the least, Ko'd. HEr body was transported to Team Shadow's (whom possessed Raygrogre) base.
Raygrogre was briefly tortured, but ended up getting saved by Raven, who'd used her last strength to release him.
She collapsed in front of him and died.
Raygrogre, distraught, tried to kill the leader of Team Shadow, a man named Pryce, then brings Raven's limp body to the other squads.
Wolfeo suggested that they take her body to a place called Nyx, their birthplace, where liquid moonlight rained down.
(Moonlight is the source of Raven's life-force, and Wolfeo's too!)
Wolfeo suggested the place might heal him, and maybe even resuscitate Raven.
Raygrogre's open for suggestions, so they go.
It works! Raven's awake and Wolfeo heals himself.
All is well as they fight off some Deo Pilots who thought they could bring the Original Five down!
They go back to rescue some captured squad members.
So Raven, Raygrogre, and Koji, the newest member of Squad Rainbow, are flying over the ocean, and singing the doom song, and begin to race each other to the mainland.
A lone Deo Pilot manages to shoot Raygrogre, who plummets into the ocean. Raven panics and dives into the water to save him. She's lucky Koji knew Aura Sphere, and destroyed the pilot.
Raven uses psychic to lug Raygrogre back to the ship, and cares for him. She almost manages to revive him when Deoxys, Muraki, and Tashamiko enter the ship.
Muraki's just this guy who stalks Koji and sings about coconuts.
Deoxys, obviously is the leader of Deoxys Republic.
And Tashamiko is Raven's 'daughter' (not sure how that works out) from the future, and she desires Raygrogre to be ruler of the universe.
Muraki nearly falls for Raven's 'attract' attack, but slits her throat with a Kunai Knife, steals Koji using pie and a basket, and him and a happy wolf-boy escape the turmoil.
Deoxys also leaves at this point.
Raygrogre wakes up in the aftermath, with Raven clutching her throat and trying to stop the blood herself.
Of course he asks if she's ok and what happened,
as if it's not obvious.
She nods, and explains in telepathy.
So he goes to pop popcorn, and eats it happily, leaving Raven to fight Tashamiko off.
(somewhere in here he must've healed raven with his uber rainbow-pooping oblivious stupidity powers. We don't really know.)
(insert fight scene here)
Raygrogre tells them both that there's enough of him to go around
(and every Rayven (Raygrogre and Raven being a couple) fan on earth dies and gets revived)
Well he decides to be useful and uses surf, getting them both wet.
Well now he has both of 'em po'd at him.
He quickly gets them a towel and acted like Raven's footstool for a post or two, and Tashamiko leaves.
Raygrogre starts screaming suddenly, as he's being attacked by mind demons, which Raven quickly eliminates.
She exits his mind briefly to talk to Saleem, who was attacked. She tells Raven that Wolfeo and the rest are captured, and she needs help. Raven goes back into Raygrogre's mind to coax him out, but he found his mother and learned about a little sister, and he's not ready to leave. Raven starts to cry because she thinks he abandoned her and leaves him with a dark message, that if he finds himself trapped, and can't get out, she won't help him ever again. She leaves with Saleem, to save Wolfeo.
Koji joins up again, after a creepy experience with Muraki. (which we'll not write, but it involved tea and a mr. mime.)
Saleem suddenly pins Raven down, after Raven screams that its no time to act Muraki, Saleem turns out to be Tashamiko in disguise. She drags Koji and Raven inside and chains them up. She knocks them both unconscious for a time, while she absorbs Raygrogre mother into some kind of machine that absorbs spirits.
Muraki saves Koji. Raven begs Muraki to warn Raygrogre not to come, because she knows he would betray her, but Muraki just sit there singing perverted songs about coconuts and lumps.
Raven transports herself into Raygrogre's mind, but he's out, playing his DS and ranting about how hard it is to level his infernape on Platinum.
Tashamiko forces Ray to come by smashing his DS, but Raven stops her, and reveals that she, Raneko-chan, was created to basically rpotect Raygrogre from emotional or physical harm. Raygrogres surprised, but he's already made his decision.
He wants his mother more than he wants someone who devoted her entire being to him.
Raven, betrayed, transports her mind back, and tries to stop her death, but it is the fate of a betrayed guardian.
Raven begins to die. She tells Koji that if Raygrogre doen't come soon, that she will die without telling him goodbye.
She tells Koji to do that for her, if Raygrogre doesn't make it.
He does, and tries to undo his decision, but it's too late.
Tashamiko notices how sappy he really is, and how 'useless' and tries to kill him. Raven is stabbed instead.
She kissed Raygrogre on the lips, and held him until she disappeared.
(insert song by evanescence, my last breath)
Rayven fans die from even more happiness, and are again revived.
Tashamiko finally realizes the damage she's done.
To Saleem, Raven's closest friend besides Raygrogre, it's too late. She tries to kill Tashamiko, but Sew takes pity on her and saves her.
Tashamiko, grateful, takes on the name 'Hikari' which means Dawn.
Dawn comes after night. Raven represents night, bla bla bla.
Sew asks if Hikari can join the team, but Raygrogre rushes off to find Delilah, and quit Team Momentum, the Original Five's name.
Raven wakes up at Pizza hut, with her new assignment to protect Delilah, a fellow waitress, and Raygrogre's sister, from Rapitor, a closet pervert working under Team Shadow.
Well the team goes to pizza hut after Wolfeo throws his pants out the window at a laundromat, and find Raven and delilah.
Delilah is excited her brother is a Pokemon, and asks to see him, but the team report Rapitor had possessed Raygrogre, and was searching for Delilah. Raven goes out to unposess him, leaving the team here.
Raygrogre is shadow and kicks a rattata. WE all fangirl over the guy because this is the first and only literate post he ever makes.
Raven expels Rapitor, and recieves no thanks from Ray, and goes back. (about this time a girl named Sol is helping her along)
So they all go back to base and get turned into kids.
Raygrogre and Sol, and Raygrogre's new team, take care of them.
Raven slips away after Koji kicks a kid and gets slapped by Sol, and Raygrogre is called a child molester by Wolfeo.
Raven is turned back into her adult form and joins Deoxys, and tries to take over the world.
She kills Koji, or nearly kills him, and Rapitor kisses her, pushes her down, and basically tries to kill her.
everyone mistook this for rape, so the board died.
the end.